long beach state....

sucks! as predicted they lost and the game went over! i think the final score was 1,453,238 to 4. i cant believe we gave up that many points. oh well...we'll get them next year! damn lady vols!

so i went to the clippers game today with my cousin and we were talking about all the things ive betted on in the past.

here is a list of things ive betted on:

1) nba (damn you celtics!)
2) nfl (damn you denver broncos!)
3) ncaa basketball (damn you chris duhon!)
4) ncaa football (damn you sec!)
5) nascar (i love you tony stewart)
6) horse racing (gotta love the triple crown)
7) womens ncaa basketball (i cant stay mad at those damn lady vols)
8) arena football
9) golf (darren clarke is a very clutch golfer)
10) boxing (winky wright cant be wrong)
11) mlb
12) ncaa baseball
13) soccer
14) nhl
15) wnba (i love me some detroit shock!)

and the best one.....women's olympic basketball!

what problem? i dont have a problem....

i dont think jen will find this post too amusing.

let the madness begin.....



currently im in first place (my picks, in case you want to bet). of course im not playing for any money....

guess whos going to the big dance baby....















thats right...long beach won the big west championship on saturday 94-83. this will be our first time back to the tourney since 1995. if i did my math correctly, thats a 12 year drought. i didn't know we sucked for so long...

anyway, it was a great game! im so glad i was able to witness it in person. oh wait....i didnt go. instead, i went to this indian restaurant with jen called akbars for dinner (maybe they should change it to y-akbar). i guess ill just have to wait another 12 years to experience another long beach championship.

in case anyone cares, long beach will be playing friday at 2:45 against the tennessee lady vols. if you're going to bet, here is my analysis for the game:

1. take the over. this game will be very high scoring. both teams are small and all they do is run and shoot threes. the biggest guy on either team is 6'10".

2. i dont know if the line is out yet, but im thinking the lady vols will be giving long beach +4.5 (just checked....long beach is getting +7). wow...i wouldnt touch that. but if i were to bet and it was an unbiased pick, i would take the lady vols. unfortunately, im a homer, so take long beach!

3. long beach is a #12 seed. #12 seeds have a long history of pulling off upsets in the tourney. hopefully, long beach can continue this trend.

4. oh...whatever you do, take the opposite of what i suggested. if you know me, im not the greatest at sports betting. but since im not betting on this, im sure it will go over and long beach will cover.

maybe i should put 5 bucks on the lady vols. that way im pretty much guaranteeed a long beach victory. im going to need approval from jen, but im sure she'll understand....

im so excited! lets go get 'em bitch! sorry....beach!

free agency....

tonight was our semifinal softball game, which we lost 15-11. i dont think we would have lost if i was batting higher in the order. okay, so i went 0-3 with a strikeout. nonetheless, i believe my skills are being wasted at the bottom of the lineup. now that the season is over, i am comtemplating whether or not i should offer my services to the highest bidder. i need a team that is willing to pay me top dollar for my services. who else can strikeout or pop up better than me? i mean i do it with such sexyness and flair! yeah....i didnt think so!

im in the prime of my career and i believe its just time for me to move on. i wish nothing but the best for nuts and bolts. thank you for giving me the opportunity to play every wednesday. unfortunately, i just have to do this.

here is a list of things i will expect in my contract from my next team:

-guaranteed batting clean-up
-private jet
-massage after every game
-$25 million per season
-snickerdoodles before every game
-breast milk to go with the snickerdoodles

i think this is pretty reasonable. its the going rate for a player with my experience and skill.

one last thing....RIP Captain America!

day five....

im sure you folks are dying to find out what i did on my last night in new york....















remember....i was forced to see this. i want to clarify any misconceptions in regards to me wanting to see this. it was voted by the people and i am a man of my word! you voted, so i had to do my part. so once again, i would like to confirm that i am not gay, although my actions and body would beg to differ.

so lets see how the results were formulated:

-phantom of the opera: 55 electoral votes, since phantom received 3 popular votes from california.

-atlantic city: 3 electoral votes, since atlantic received 1 popular vote from the district of columbia.

-the other three options were omitted because we had retards partially select all five different options.

whew....i guess my relationship was counting on a strong showing from california. way to go california!

now that i've been back for two days now, i'd have to say i really miss new york. just because i really didnt work, i ate a lot (courtesy of abm), and i really had no worries....















but guess what folks....im going back in may!!!!! plus, i get to see the angels play the yankees! man....this is working out great. i couldn't ask for a better region. of course this is the honeymoon stage. wait until i screw up and then they'll hate me. better milk this while i can.

can we please lift our cups and give a huge salute to new york....















to new york!