no game to report today, but i think you will enjoy this more.....

in case you didnt know, i work at a crappy place called miraclebeam. actually, i don't work anymore, i just sit here and watch my panda tai online (http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html), watch 24 season one, surf the net, and talk to brad on aim.

that's what i do at work.....

but what does my boy andy do at work? this is how sweet he is....

we have a tv with a dvd player at work, so andy decides to take it and put it under his desk so he can watch his movies. so what kind of movies does andy prefer to watch.....the kind where men and women have sexual intercourse. some people call it porn, i call it well scripted sex documentaries. its not even current porn...its porn from the 80's.

here are some porn titles in case you want to rent them at your local blockbuster:

-deep oral ladies, volume 3
-cream facials, team cream
-cream facials, more than a mouthful
-fierce fucking, killer blow jobs
-wet 21, cotton panties

and my favorite....

white chicks, black dicks, and mo!

in case you dont believe me, here is a timeline of andy watching porn today:

10:02 am....















10:08 am....















see....im not making this stuff up. i think joe is enjoying it too.

10:36 am.....















andy's exact words, "you know how this is cheap porn? the guy's dicks are small."

11:36 am....















yup....still watching.

12:10 pm....















i think he's watching something else now. yeah......

12:41 pm....















notice his facial expression never changes. is he bored or taking notes?????

1:15 pm.....















2:23 pm....















even wally needed a quick porn break.

3:34 pm....















joe is back to keep andy company.

3:58 pm....















my camera battery finally died, but i think i could have gotten one more hour of pictures. i love asking andy a question and having to call his name at least five times before he answers me. i guess i know how jen feels when she calls me while im watching sports.

i hope andy doesnt get pissed, but i had to do this. to show him how sorry i am, im gonna bring him some good porn tomorrow. none of that 80's shit....