broncos vs. chargers.....december 31, 2005:
i swear, nothing good ever happens when it involves me and the chargers. if i bet on the the chargers, they lose. if i bet against them, they win. if i go and watch them play.......it rains!!!!!! you know what's even better? when you actually bring a jacket and raincoat, but you decide to leave it in the car. it probably won't rain, right......"knock on wood"
so brad and i leave my house at 9:30 and we decide to go to mcdonalds to pick up some breakfast. after finishing my breakfast and oj, my stomach tries to tell me something. what did he say, you ask....."you better find a bathroom soon, cause i can't hold this shit in any longer! oh yeah, don't be stupid and eat at sushi cafe too. trust me....you will regret it!" i should have listened to him. who would have known how wise my stomach is????
so we finally get to san diego at 11ish and i run to wendy's to use their bathroom (not wendy tai...cause she's hot). guess what....their toilet is broken. so where do i end up going....party city baby! i guess that place lives up to its name, cause i had a hell of a time in their bathroom, although i think i would of had more fun at the pants party....
....but good times were had. brad was so jealous, he wanted in on the fun too.....
after our search for the bathroom, we headed over to the tram that takes us into the stadium. we figured it would be better than being stuck in the stadium parking traffic and it would save a lot of time and money too. yeah......not so much.
this is us at the tram station waiting for it to come....hehehe. notice how dry we are in this picture.
we finally get to the stadium and im so glad we got tickets to game. it was sooooo fun! of course, when i say fun, i really mean painful. when i say painful, i really mean a slow and torturous death.
just imagine being at a game where it doesnt really matter who wins or loses. then, picture it raining hard in the middle of the first quarter (no regrets with my decision to leave my jacket in the car at all). finally, having to sit in front of loud drunk cholos and listening to them yell stupid shit and being too afraid to tell them to shut the fuck up. i wanted to take a picture of them, but brad and i decided it would be in our best interest to live by not taking a stupid picture for this blog. i say it was a good call on our part.
here is a sample of what the cholos were saying during the game:
cholo #1: kick it to the fie....kick it to the fie!!!!!!!!
cholo#2: tackle the gay fawwwker!!!!
cholo#3: kill him ay!!!!
cholo#1 or #2 or #3: denver fuckin' sucks!!!!!
cholo #2: go charger!!!!!
first of all...it's five with a "v" damn it. secondly, the broncos don't suck. the broncos just scored and the chargers aren't even trying. i guess they've already given up on the season, as evident by the final score....
lastly, there is an "s" at the end of chargers. i swear.....is it that hard to say "lakers" or "chargers"? of course these guys win "douche of the game" honors....hands down!
this game seems eerily familiar. it felt like deja vu (not the strip club).....
yes....liquid blue! the same "liquid blue" at the clippers kings game. this time they were a lot better. they just sang the song like how it was supposed to be sung and they looked good too. i guess they took my advice. i can't believe they read my blog. i'm so honored. see....this blog is about constructive criticism, not tearing down. yeah....
right after the ladies finished their performance, what do brad and i see next.....
derrick adrian???? yo adrian (in frank stallone's voice) !!!! i hope she says no....
at least it stopped raining by the end of the game....
uh....wait, no it didnt. fuck rain, that wet whore!
after the game, i came to a conclusion. this game pretty summed up my year in a nutshell. nothing good happened this year. when i had the chance to make the obvious pick, i decide to go against myself and take the opposite. of course i am not referring to me and sports betting, cause who's dumb enough to bet on sports? unless its the wnba, then its okay.......
okay, maybe im stretching it a little, but dont you see the irony?????
because of this, for my new year's resolution, i will do the following three things:
1. stop sports betting. not regular betting, just sports betting. well, maybe i'll just bet on the wnba and the winter olympics. hmmmm.....
2. read "the da vinci code" before the movie comes out
3. save miraclebeam
eh...i guess doing two out of three isnt too bad. miraclebeam can kiss my ass!!!!!!!!
i hope everyone has made a new years resolution list. i think everyone should try and better themselves in some way. if not, at least try not to steal cable. george foreman doesn't like people who steal cable. cause stealing cable will make him mad, and you don't want george foreman to be mad....
happy new year everyone and stay classy san diego!
i swear, nothing good ever happens when it involves me and the chargers. if i bet on the the chargers, they lose. if i bet against them, they win. if i go and watch them play.......it rains!!!!!! you know what's even better? when you actually bring a jacket and raincoat, but you decide to leave it in the car. it probably won't rain, right......"knock on wood"
so brad and i leave my house at 9:30 and we decide to go to mcdonalds to pick up some breakfast. after finishing my breakfast and oj, my stomach tries to tell me something. what did he say, you ask....."you better find a bathroom soon, cause i can't hold this shit in any longer! oh yeah, don't be stupid and eat at sushi cafe too. trust me....you will regret it!" i should have listened to him. who would have known how wise my stomach is????
so we finally get to san diego at 11ish and i run to wendy's to use their bathroom (not wendy tai...cause she's hot). guess what....their toilet is broken. so where do i end up going....party city baby! i guess that place lives up to its name, cause i had a hell of a time in their bathroom, although i think i would of had more fun at the pants party....
....but good times were had. brad was so jealous, he wanted in on the fun too.....
after our search for the bathroom, we headed over to the tram that takes us into the stadium. we figured it would be better than being stuck in the stadium parking traffic and it would save a lot of time and money too. yeah......not so much.
this is us at the tram station waiting for it to come....hehehe. notice how dry we are in this picture.
we finally get to the stadium and im so glad we got tickets to game. it was sooooo fun! of course, when i say fun, i really mean painful. when i say painful, i really mean a slow and torturous death.
just imagine being at a game where it doesnt really matter who wins or loses. then, picture it raining hard in the middle of the first quarter (no regrets with my decision to leave my jacket in the car at all). finally, having to sit in front of loud drunk cholos and listening to them yell stupid shit and being too afraid to tell them to shut the fuck up. i wanted to take a picture of them, but brad and i decided it would be in our best interest to live by not taking a stupid picture for this blog. i say it was a good call on our part.
here is a sample of what the cholos were saying during the game:
cholo #1: kick it to the fie....kick it to the fie!!!!!!!!
cholo#2: tackle the gay fawwwker!!!!
cholo#3: kill him ay!!!!
cholo#1 or #2 or #3: denver fuckin' sucks!!!!!
cholo #2: go charger!!!!!
first of all...it's five with a "v" damn it. secondly, the broncos don't suck. the broncos just scored and the chargers aren't even trying. i guess they've already given up on the season, as evident by the final score....
lastly, there is an "s" at the end of chargers. i swear.....is it that hard to say "lakers" or "chargers"? of course these guys win "douche of the game" honors....hands down!
this game seems eerily familiar. it felt like deja vu (not the strip club).....
yes....liquid blue! the same "liquid blue" at the clippers kings game. this time they were a lot better. they just sang the song like how it was supposed to be sung and they looked good too. i guess they took my advice. i can't believe they read my blog. i'm so honored. see....this blog is about constructive criticism, not tearing down. yeah....
right after the ladies finished their performance, what do brad and i see next.....
derrick adrian???? yo adrian (in frank stallone's voice) !!!! i hope she says no....
at least it stopped raining by the end of the game....
uh....wait, no it didnt. fuck rain, that wet whore!
after the game, i came to a conclusion. this game pretty summed up my year in a nutshell. nothing good happened this year. when i had the chance to make the obvious pick, i decide to go against myself and take the opposite. of course i am not referring to me and sports betting, cause who's dumb enough to bet on sports? unless its the wnba, then its okay.......
okay, maybe im stretching it a little, but dont you see the irony?????
because of this, for my new year's resolution, i will do the following three things:
1. stop sports betting. not regular betting, just sports betting. well, maybe i'll just bet on the wnba and the winter olympics. hmmmm.....
2. read "the da vinci code" before the movie comes out
3. save miraclebeam
eh...i guess doing two out of three isnt too bad. miraclebeam can kiss my ass!!!!!!!!
i hope everyone has made a new years resolution list. i think everyone should try and better themselves in some way. if not, at least try not to steal cable. george foreman doesn't like people who steal cable. cause stealing cable will make him mad, and you don't want george foreman to be mad....
happy new year everyone and stay classy san diego!
posted by John at 9:12 PM
1 Comments:
hmm a couple of things john forgot:
1. Rocking out to some Trapped in the Closet on the way to the game.
2. Finding out about our mutual admiration for the classics like Neil Diamond and Billy Joel.
3. Not being able to find a hot drink in the stadium.
4. John making me breakfast in the car. I think it was eggs.
5. Conference call to wally on the way there.....good times
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