ucla vs. usc....december 03, 2005:

i wonder if ucla was able to pull off the upset?????

oh wait, here's the score.....















in case you couldn't tell what was on the above scoreboard, the final score was USC 66 and UCLA 19.....a nail biter!

yes, the game was played at the coliseum and yes, it is a giant piece of shit! i've been to my share of sports venues, but the coliseum definitely wins hands down for the crappiest stadium with the nicest new bathrooms. okay.....let me get this straight. they've spent millions on renovations, yet the seats are all old, the stadium looks like it will collapse soon, sections are missing seats, but they have brand new bathrooms???!!!! and we couldn't lure an nfl team to los angeles with this beautiful architectural masterpiece? go figure.

so the day started off really well. i go to the post office to pick up my tickets and guess what....it's not open on saturdays. so i started pounding on the glass window and a lady comes out. luckily she was a nice asian lady, so she went and found my tickets. i didn't have time to get a happy ending, but i still left satisfied.

brad and i get to usc around 10 a.m. and we walk around and take a couple gay pictures....




















while brad and i are walking around, we realized neither one of us went to usc. are we turd sandwiches for cheering for a school we didn't go to? then we came up with a simple answer: both of our schools don't have football programs. problem solved....go usc!




















so taking these pictures killed almost 15 minutes. good thing the game started at 1:30, so we had to think of something to do. i brought a football, so we ventured over to the practice field to throw the ball around.

here is what we learned:

-brad and i can throw the ball 40 and 35 yards respectively
-brad is great at catching the tippy-toe sideline pass
-i'm not a very good punter
-lastly, don't wear a thick jacket, hoody, and scarf when you decide to throw the ball around

we get hungry, so we head over to wendy's for lunch. that's when we encountered some giant douche bags that deserved an ass beating. not by us of course, cause it was just two of us and there were four of them. haha....anyway, they come in all loud and obnoxious. "huhuh...dude, we're so out of place." no shit you're out of place. you come in wearing ucla gear and you're loud and you're a bunch of homos. of course everyone is going to notice you....attention whores! that there alone is enough to justify (like j timberlake) my hatred for ucla.

finally the game started and it is hot as hell. good thing we're facing directly into the sun....















on usc's first drive of the game ucla holds usc to a field goal. its great seeing the hope on the faces of the ucla fans. they actually think they can pull off the upset! it's great! on usc's ensuing drive, they go 80 yards and score a touchdown. that was pretty much the game as usc went on to score 56 more points to win 66-19. i wish i would have taken a picture of the ucla fans after the last score.....it was priceless! oh well, ill always have it photographed in my mind.....click.

the game is obviously over by the fourth, so brad and i sneek down onto the field to look for oj. you know, to help him with his cause: to search for nicole and ron goldman's killer. Unfortunately, we only meet marcus allen and kirk herbstreit. who is kirk herbstreit you ask.....















he is a member of espn's gameday crew and he's dreamy. seriously, im straight, but he's a good looking guy. ahhhh....i wish i were handsome like him. wait, maybe i shouldn't have said that. disregard everything i just said. nevermind....too late.

oh yeah, thanks again kirk for the texas a&m pick....ass!

i would have to say, saturday turned out to be a very good day.

let's recap:

-usc won
-i actually got my tickets
-saw ucla fans suffer
-ucla students are still giant turds
-played some football
-clippers beat the cavs
-saw my nephew and niece

okay, i hope people will actually read this. until the next game....peace out!