suns vs. clippers......december 10, 2005:

hmmm....i wonder who won the game?????















boo ya kah!!!!! the clippers are now 13-5 and have sole possession of first place. those words will never be uttered again in the same sentence for at least another 12 years. i am so glad i bought season tickets this year, as opposed to the first time i bought season tickets. yeah, that year the clippers decided to be bitches and suck. i think the clippers finished with their typical 27-55 record. shit...i should have just gambled my money away then.

hmmm......let me get this straight. i bought clipper season tickets the same year the angels won the world series. so i pretty much passed up watching the angels win their first world series to watch the clippers sucks. as joe would say...."mama didn't raise no fool!"

tonight's guest for the game.....















this was little corrina's first nba game. well, as you can see, she's not ten and she's not so little anymore. anyway, before the game started, we agreed that if the clippers lost, it would be her fault and she would not be allowed to any more games. fortunately for her, the clips were clutch and easily won the game. so i guess she did her part, so she's earned the right to attend future games. of course that is contingent on her swearing off the lakers forever....just saying.

as a newbie...i was very impressed with how quickly she picked up the nuances of the game.

let's recap what she learned:

-elton brand plays for the clippers
-the purple team are the phoenix suns
-a player is allowed six personal fouls, before he gets kicked out of the game
-what the difference is between a blocking foul and a charge

this is what i learned at the game:

-this girl eats a lot of candy
-this girl loves suger
-you can't go wrong with buying her a bag of sugar for christmas

i kid corrina...i had a lot of fun and thanks for going to the game with me.

after the clipper game was over, they had a special celebrity basketball game. it was soooooo good. i was so disappointed though...michael rappaport was supposed to play!!!! i don't know what happened, but if you watched the past rock 'n jock basketball games, you would understand why i was disappointed i didn't get to see him play. he's the michael jordan of rock 'n jock basketball. oh wait, did i say michael jordan? i really meant mark madsen....dancing.




















yes, michael rappaport is that good.....

on another side note, 'rice 'n beans' the coed softball team i play with, won our championship game sunday. we are now back-to-back-to-back champions! i think the coed softball world can pretty much consider us a dynasty now. are we greater than the 49er's of the 80's or the cowboys of the 90's or even usc over the past few years? i think that will be up for discussion on the 'dan patrick show' tomorrow. yeah...not so much.

anyway, i just wanted to give my teammates props. they're good and i just happen to be on the team. im the will purdue on the team. i play, but i don't need to do anything. just let the big boys do their job and dont screw anything up. i can't wait to come back next year to defend our title. you know how pat riley trademarked "three-peat"....i think im going to trademark "do something thats never been done be-four-peat!" nevermind...that was just horrible.















i guess that's it for my sports weekend. oh wait....the houston rockets are coming to town next saturday and i think santa is coming the week after. so remember to come back for my next review you hear?????!!!!!