kings vs. clippers.....december 27, 2005:

oh my god, i can't believe i guessed the correct score for tonights game......

















amazing!!!!! i should become a sports prognosticator or sports handicapper. maybe i should just gamble on sports, since im so good. easy money right.....right???????

anyway, the kings come into tonight's game having the worst record in the pacific division and they're missing three of their starters. so what do they decide to do you ask? they kick the clippers' asses....at home!!! the game wasn't even close. the clippers trailed from start to finish. it was so frustrating watching this game. since you weren't at the game, let me try and help you understand how i felt.

it's like listening to kevin federline's newest single, "popozao". you're sitting there listening to the song and you think to yourself....wtf????!!!!! how is this possible? how the fuck is this guy famous? he's like me with the softball bat....useless. yet he has more money than i do and he got to bang britney when she was very bangable??? yeah...lifes totally fair.

oh yeah, if you want to hear "popozao", please send me an email and i will send you the song....courtesy of brad of course. it is sooooo good. when i say good, i really mean shit. and when i say shit, i really mean he deserves to have acid thrown in his face.

so how does this have anything to do with the game? i don't know, but both things made me mad, so im gonna go with that.

so i come to the conclusion of why the clippers lost....

















yup....it was all brad. brad, my friend...you suck!!!!! not brad miller....you!!! i guess our magic only works at angel games. our record together this past year at angel games was 8-1. we even went to del taco before the game....

















why did i include this picture? just in case you guys didnt know what del taco looks like. i wouldn't want you to accidently go to taco bell instead. everyone knows taco bell in spanish means instant diarrhea. just lookin out...

so back to game ....i want to give brad the opportunity to prove that there is no real correlation between him going to the game and the clippers losing, but i don't have any games left, so too bad. let's just say we should just use "the force" with angel games.

since the game really sucketh....here are some highlights from tonight:

before we get to the game brad and i bump into olmedo saenz. in case you don't know who he is, he is the dodgers' partime first baseman and full time trash compactor....






















yes....this is his actual size. he just doesn't know when to stop eating!

as we arrived at our seats.....who do we see??? ex-wwf wrestler, "superfly" jimmy snuka!!! i guess he is now working for the clippers' security team.....

















in case you don't know what he looked like in his good old wrestling days, here is a picture for you to compare....



















see...i don't just make this stuff up.

for tonight's game, this girl group "liquid blue" sang the national anthem.....

















i swear, they should just change their name to "make your ear's bleed because we are just trying way to hard to sound different". that is another pet peeve of mine. just sing the frickin song. dont try to make it your own. this is the national anthem you are singing. just look pretty, show some boobage, and sing the song like how it is written. is that too much to ask?????? if you're going to deviate from the song, you should at least do the "step" like r. kelly. but i digress....

i know, this is getting kind of long, but i still have to name my douche of the game.

drum roll please.....

















.....guy who asks the girl to marry him at the basketball game!

i hate this too! yes, i am just full of hate. come on, are you that big of an attention whore???? what if she says no? then what? i guess you just look like an ass in front of 16,000 people. eh...no biggie (in chinese it would be gao gao. like the notorious gao gao panda. su lin's dad. i just had to add that in). i was hoping she would say no. of course the bitch said yes. just kidding, i only say that because they're sacramento fans. i hope they live happily ever after.....like the shitty tv show.

finally, after the game we head back to brad's car and guess what? willy wonka is having a contest and hes handing out a golden ticket to visit his chocolate factory. lucky brad found one of the golden tickets....


















oh wait....that's just a ticket for not having a front license plate. damn parking enforcement! i swear they have nothing else better to do. bitches!

so this is the first game of our doubleheader. ill be back to post our visit on saturday to san diego or as they would say in german "whale's vagina", to see the chargers play the denver broncos.

same bat time, same bat channel......