heat vs. clippers.....december 05, 2005:
just another clipper victory....
yes people, my clippers are now 12-5. who would have thunk that? not me. shit, i don't even think the clipper players did themselves. of course they would never admit it....
so the game started with everette harp's rendition of our national anthem....
he did a great job, but isn't it weird, he's playing a saxamaphone. his name is harp, yet he's playing a saxamaphone. see what i did with that????? i was waiting all night to use that. yeah...im a douche.
joe didn't think it was that funny either.....
joe was my guest for tonight's game. i think we had a good time. we especially enjoyed the aroma of the bastard in front of us. i guess showering isn't a common thing practiced among all human beings. wtf....i've been to three games so far and this guy has been there too. i guess i get to smell him for the rest of the season. oh happy day!!!!!!!
the game started off on the wrong foot. at one point the clippers were down 17-5. of course the clippers rallied and at the 10 minute mark in the second quarter take a 29-28 lead. they keep the game close the rest of the way, until they pull away in the fourth to win 99-89. the clippers i used to know, would have built the big lead and then proceed to blow the lead and then lose in OT. i don't want to jinx them, but i think we're going to the playoffs baby!
on a side note, don't you hate when fans say "we're" going to the playoffs or "we" played so bad? dood, we didn't play. we're not good. that's why we pay money to see the players play. of course saying that, i did it in the above paragraph.
anyway, we also saw someone make a half-court shot to win a car....
after winning the car, he proceeded to eat the ball. what????? im kidding....
finally, on our way out of the staples center, joe and i decided to say goodbye to my season ticket sales rep....
her name is sachi and shes totally awesome. she's awesome cause she laughs at my jokes. anyone who laughs at my jokes, is okay in my book.
so i guess this is my first clipper game recap. i know it's no "trapped in the closet" but i tried my best. its 2 a.m and i need to get up early. damn this blog stuff is addicting! check back this saturday for my next post....seacrest out!
just another clipper victory....
yes people, my clippers are now 12-5. who would have thunk that? not me. shit, i don't even think the clipper players did themselves. of course they would never admit it....
so the game started with everette harp's rendition of our national anthem....
he did a great job, but isn't it weird, he's playing a saxamaphone. his name is harp, yet he's playing a saxamaphone. see what i did with that????? i was waiting all night to use that. yeah...im a douche.
joe didn't think it was that funny either.....
joe was my guest for tonight's game. i think we had a good time. we especially enjoyed the aroma of the bastard in front of us. i guess showering isn't a common thing practiced among all human beings. wtf....i've been to three games so far and this guy has been there too. i guess i get to smell him for the rest of the season. oh happy day!!!!!!!
the game started off on the wrong foot. at one point the clippers were down 17-5. of course the clippers rallied and at the 10 minute mark in the second quarter take a 29-28 lead. they keep the game close the rest of the way, until they pull away in the fourth to win 99-89. the clippers i used to know, would have built the big lead and then proceed to blow the lead and then lose in OT. i don't want to jinx them, but i think we're going to the playoffs baby!
on a side note, don't you hate when fans say "we're" going to the playoffs or "we" played so bad? dood, we didn't play. we're not good. that's why we pay money to see the players play. of course saying that, i did it in the above paragraph.
anyway, we also saw someone make a half-court shot to win a car....
after winning the car, he proceeded to eat the ball. what????? im kidding....
finally, on our way out of the staples center, joe and i decided to say goodbye to my season ticket sales rep....
her name is sachi and shes totally awesome. she's awesome cause she laughs at my jokes. anyone who laughs at my jokes, is okay in my book.
so i guess this is my first clipper game recap. i know it's no "trapped in the closet" but i tried my best. its 2 a.m and i need to get up early. damn this blog stuff is addicting! check back this saturday for my next post....seacrest out!
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