day three...

guess what? today is visitation day! im going to start off my day having lunch with miss mayra tota...i mean mrs. mayra tota. after lunch i will visit my cousin and the kids. then i will end the evening with some starbucks with sherry (since she complains we never visit her). not only did i get to visit everyone today, i also learned a lot of new things i will share with you suckas stuck at work! any of it useful...probably not.

so i woke up today at 9:00 thinking i had to leave the house for "work". luckily for me, my mom had to leave early again, so i went back to sleep. unfortunately, that means i had to push back my first day of working out. since i dont really have anything planned for tomorrow morning, i am forcing myself to finally go work out.

hmmm...i just learned that i might be wasting my money with my ballys membership and fooling my mom is going to be easier than i thought.

crap, i cant believe its already ten...














oh...gotta get ready for morongo!!!!! no...i didnt go to moronog today, thats for tomorrow! im kidding, i had to get ready for my lunch with mrs. mayra tota...














since mayra works in beverly hills, i figured leaving at 11:15 would give me plenty of time to meet her at noon. yeah...not so much. i knew i should have left earlier. but i learned a lot of people in los angeles dont work anymore, so there are a lot of cars on the freeway. i also learned that sometimes you need to leave your house earlier, but if you want to look this good, sometimes you're going to be late...














thank you again guys for the belt and hat!

i finally get to mrs. tota's work at 12:30! i swear i hate los angeles! an hour and 15 minutes to get to beverly hills?!?! damn you mapquest...28 minutes my ass!

after lunch, we stopped by pinkberry for some dessert...














i just learned that pinkberry isnt frozen yogurt and that 4 bucks is way too much for frozen yogurt. i also learned that people in beverly hills have way too much money to spend and i guess they dont work? i hate them. damn you rich people!

after my lunch with mrs. tota, i met up with my cousin and his kids. just to let you know, if you dont have to go on the 405, i would advise you to never use it! i also learned that you should never use the 405 to get to the 101. i also learned its not that comfortable driving in 90 degree weather with the heater on. damn you gay miata. well, being able to play with the kids was worth the drive. when i finally met up with the kids, i learned some new things about them...

derek likes to ride girlie pink bikes...














ashley boo looks cuter with a missing front tooth, than most little girls with all their teeth. my little hill billie...














dy-lan has four new teeth and it hurts when he bites you with them...














man...when you're not working, time goes by so fast! i looked at my phone and it was already 930! i remembered grandma sherry goes to bed early, so i gave her a call to make sure she was still awake. unfortunately, she was still awake. i kid sherry...i kid.

sherry is good people. shes a good listener. and i've been talking a lot lately, so it works out...














even though sherry and i liked to tease each other at work all the time, it was nice to have a peaceful conversation for once. i learned we have a lot in common...

i had used to have a black poodle that went blind and deaf and she has a white poodle named puffy....














puffy is pretty gangsta. she wanted me to call her p-doggy. i wouldnt mess with her. she pretty ruff! dont judge me...

oh...she also likes to plant stuff and i also like to sow my seeds! hehe. she grew these grapes herself. i was quite impressed...














hmmm...what else do we have in common? oh...i moved to california 20 years ago and she moved to california 15 years ago. whatever close enough. uh...she was born in taiwan, i was born in michigan. both out of california. she thinks im sexy, i think im sexy. see...we have a lot in common!

lastly, i saw a shooting star from her backyard. too bad i didnt get to take a picture of it. it was cool! i asked sherry if she saw it and she said no. she said maybe it was an airplane that crashed. yeah....

so i made a wish cause i guess you're supposed to make one if you see a shooting star? what the hell...im still waiting for that miniature elephant!!! if not, ill take a miniature horse..